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Graphical representation of this website... it's under construction!!!!!Welcome to my epic website! It really is truly epic.
My epic website is:
- 100% hand-made,[1] no clankers involved! I feel really silly having to state this!
- Informative! For the most part!
- Compatible with your phone! Unless it's an 𤎠iPhone đ¤Ž, in which case I can't guarantee it!
- Absolutely unfiltered! Unless it breaks the TOS of Neocities!
- Really pretty, like me!
- đ§ Perpetually đ§ under đ§ construction! đ§
I like to write, and I like programming to some extent, so it is only natural that the two came together to form this epic website. It is heavily text-based, so I hope you like reading. Long live the Oxford Comma!
Notes:
- [1]Actually I do use assets and some code by others (duh), but stuff specific to my website is all made by me. Check my credits section. Wow I can't believe I used a fucking footnote outside of an article. That truly goes to show the state of civilization.
Spelling Wasp is like Spelling Bee, but with many enhancements, and NO STUPID PAYWALLS. It runs entirely on your web browser, and is designed to be mobile-friendly. I've been developing it since November 2024.
This article is severely out of date, but if you'd like to read my initial thoughts about the game, check the article I wrote for Spelling Wasp.
I wish this didn't need explaining, but apparently some people go their entire lives defending corporations that wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire. Don't be like this; read on to know why.
"Latest changes" is now actually for the latest changes
âRecently I noticed that my index.html was really fat compared to the rest of the pages on the site, despite not having any super meaningful content. I moved the changelog into its own page and now the last 5 entries are highlighted in the main page instead. Now my index.html has gone from 86 KB to only 21 KB or so. That's pretty awesome.
The backend system for this should be easier for me to use compared to what I had before. Nothing fancy, it's still copypasting, but I tried to make it idiot-proof.
As a bonus, you can finally link to individual update notes. Don't know why you'd wanna do that, but you now have the choice. Click the anchors.
I fucked up a site update
âI modified the pointer effect I implemented a couple days ago, I got rid of the procedural hue-shift pattern and instead replaced it with individually-colored hexagons. I'll probably make further modifications because honestly it's kinda sucky yucky.
Now, when dragging and dropping my updated files, I accidentally pushed spellingwasp.html, which wasn't totally ready for production. There's no errors as far as I can tell, just some redundant code and some optimizations. If something breaks, please tell me. My email is in my About page.
Maybe I should make a script to push sitewide updates. I got off easy this time around... I think.
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âCongratulations to whoever was my 69420th visitor. I don't know who you are and neither do you, but if know who you are and you're reading this, I appreciate that you came to my website. However, if you came here to laugh at me, then I'm gonna get really angry and neither of us will like it. Thanks for your continued support. The next milestone is 420690 or maybe 420069 or maybe even 690420 or it could even be 694200. I don't know. But if one day I get to 696969 views it'll be legendary and I'll make sure to congratulate my 696969th visitor even though I don't know who they are and neither do they.
Added article for Telly No Vision
âI wrote this article, as usual, hoping to convince others to check out this game. This is an upcoming first-person shooter by indie developer TheMysticSword, and is aiming for a December 2026 release, maybe January at the latest. It features a unique twist in that you can't see the world around you, so in order to know what's happening around you, you must view yourself through giant floating TVs that are scattered around the world.
Sitewide change: Epic background effect
âI programmed a pointer effect on the site's background. The hexagons now get highlighted in different colors according to a preset hue-shift pattern, which has an odd bias for red and green. Important to note that this will only work on devices that have a mouse connected. It might also melt your processor if you play with it too much.
I also re-enabled caching of website files. I'm not making changes frequently enough to warrant cache-busting measures at this point. The best part of this is that you won't have to download massive amounts of boilerplate each time you browse into a different page, as it's now all properly handled as separate files for separate purposes... for the most part.
The change won't apply to Spelling Wasp due to a programming conflict with the moving background option. I'm sure it's totally possible to have both running at the same time, but I've worked on this enough for now. Time to focus on more important things.
I made this dark theme in a couple of days, I think light themes are annoying and they hurt my eyes, so I made my own dark theme to solve this problem. I hope it'll be useful to someone else.
Neocities Dark & Purple theme. Download from userstyles.worldComic Sans is the best font ever made. If you're browsing this website from a Windows computer, then you'll see it in all its glory. Otherwise, the site will render in Shantell Sans.
I cannot redistribute Comic Sans without buying a license, and well, I'm not interested in buying one. Luckily it comes shipped with Windows, but it would still be ideal to have it show up on every device in history. I can't justify the expense though.
The site used to use Comic Neue as a fallback (too professional and lame), then I switched to LDF Comic Sans (has a bad "I"), and then I found out about Shantell Sans. I might stick with it. As a bonus, it's free and open source.
I advocate for font customization in software. If your program doesn't let the user customize the font, then it sucks ass!!!!!!! !!!!!! !!! ! ! ! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!
The flaming text font is called inferno and, as you may probably guess, I got it from the internet.
If you need to file a complaint, you can use the complaint form below. I don't check the complaints you send. Reason: I don't care, and also they're instantly thrown into the shredder before anyone knows they were printed at all. This is out of my control. Deal with it.
Have a suggestion? Don't use the form below for the aforementioned reason. Contact me privately instead. Check the About page on this website if you'd like to know how. No promises it'll work though.
I already told you, this doesn't work, I will not read your complaint, and I don't care. If you're still hell-bent on sending your stupid complaint, go ahead by all means, I won't try to stop you. I just wanna make it very clear that you're wasting your time, this form is non-functional and it's essentially like talking to a wall.