WTF WHAT'S UP HELLO WELCOME
This place is under construction, if you can't tell then your stupid [sic].
The idea is to put some useful information and other stuff that I do.
Graphical representation of this website... it's under construction!!!!!
As of 28th August 2024, this website is now responsive, so you should be able to view it on your tiny screen of choice without things breaking terribly. It was easier than I expected.
Ideas are welcome.
Play Spelling Wasp
Spelling Wasp is a web game that I'm working on, it's a clone of The New York Times Spelling Bee, and your goal is to guess as many words as you can. Give it a try!
If you'd like to read up on it, check the article I wrote for Spelling Wasp.
Latest changes
Spelling Wasp Was Borked! So I Went And Fixed It! Or At Least I Hope I Did! That's For Sure!
CRISIS AVERTED!!!!!!! The 2025-07-02 Spelling Wasp daily game did not have a pangram. I engaged emergency mode and fixed that, which also alerted me of a different problem: There were duplicates in the list of daily games, lots of them in fact (184 in total). One of them made it to the live game so I removed it silently... or not so silently anymore since I'm telling you about it. The 2025-05-18 game will now show up in your calendar as a completely new one. If you're a completionist, you'll probably wanna play it.
If the game hasn't updated for you and you still see the "teginpx" game on the 2025-07-02 daily, clear your browser's cache so it'll download all of the game's files again. WARNING: ONLY DELETE THE CACHE, NOT THE STORAGE!!! If you remove everything, you'll delete all your progress too. Use the download function in the game's options and make a backup before doing this anyway.
As an aside, I guess I can tell you about other upcoming things. Work on Unlimited Mode is underway, along with a few other small fixes, including the ability to download your list of saved words, some layout fixes, being able to see the answers to any puzzle if you want, and overall improvements to the user experience.
If you can't wait for that shiny new unlimited mode... here's a secret: it's been available for 6 months, but only through a secret link. You'll find it below. The game itself is fully functional, but there's no way to see your open games yet, so if you wanna look at that, you'll need to use your browser's development tools and dig into the local storage for this site. I can assure you that I'm working on it though. It's taken very long not because of the difficulty, but because I just didn't feel like working on it. There also wasn't a lot of time for programming during the first quarter of the year.
Oh hey, and if you wanna play the removed duplicate daily, type "echilor" in the textbox on the unlimited menu.
And if you're really bored and wanna guess even more words... try Unlimited Mode now.
Added a section for Undertale & Deltarune
I wanted to talk a bit about these two wonderful games and explain why I recommend them. I don't think this warrants a full article since I don't wanna give out a lot of details about them, like I did with Bug Fables.
Sitewide changes
I bit the bullet and set Comic Sans as the default font for the website. Unfortunately it'll only show up if you're browsing from a Windows PC. As a side effect, Comic Neue doesn't look as wide anymore, since I can't set the letter‑spacing property per font.
I also modified the site's title, got rid of the "Amazing" and instead just settled with "Epic". It used to be the former in the site's header and the latter in the tab title, but now it's uniform. I think that's kinda amazing.
I altered the way the page modification timestamp in the footer works. There's now one that tells you the last time the current page was changed, and one that tells you when the whole site was last generated. Still, the epic website feature where you're reading this text from will let you know of any big changes to the site.
Lastly, I made the mobile view fatter. There shouldn't be a ton of wasteful padding on both sides of the screen now.
Edited this page
I added an image that represents the state of this website. One day I'll have something really nice to show the world!!!!!!!!!!!
New song: WHERE DID I PUT IT?!?!?!
I wrote this new song for the Blank Contest on the Furnace Discord. The theme for my song is the situation where you're desperately looking for something you need because otherwise you'll be late for whatever you gotta do. It was fun to write. Maybe one day I'll work on that music page on this website...
Added an article for Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling
I finished playing this game 3 days ago and decided that I wanted to write an article on it, in order to hopefully convince others to give it a go. It's truly a unique experience.
Edited the About page
I edited the content of the About page. The big essay that used to be there is now in a different page, and the overall writeup has changed.
More tweaks to the site
Some small color tweaks, a new look for the site's banner, and a "new" background (lies, I recycled the Spelling Wasp background). I didn't want to implement a toggle for the background animation, so I got rid of it entirely.
Edited the site's look, and other things
I slightly edited the way the site looks. There's lots of text shadows now, and the background is darker. I'll probably swap the Epic Shielder floating graphic with something else. Perhaps the Spelling Wasp background?
Also I edited a few things in the Worms Armageddon articles I wrote. Nothing major.
Added page for Worms Armageddon
About goddamn time. It used to be just a broken link. Anyway this page gives you a general description of Worms Armageddon, one of my favorite games. There's also information on how to set it up.
Added link to Spelling Wasp
The previous change was an excuse to advertise this game I'm working on. Spelling Wasp is about guessing words, give it a try.
Added this fucking thing
Now you can see the latest changes I've made to the site. You don't have to guess anymore.
Comic Sans Rox
Comic Sans is the best font ever made. If you're browsing this website from a Windows computer, then you'll see it in all its glory. Otherwise, the site will render in Comic Neue.
I cannot redistribute Comic Sans without buying a license, and well, I'm not interested in buying one. Luckily it comes shipped with Windows, but it would still be ideal to have it show up on every device in history. I can't justify the expense though.
Comic Neue is an acceptable replacement, but I think it looks too professional for my taste. It lacks the goofiness that Comic Sans is known for.
I advocate for font customization in software. If your program doesn't let the user customize the font, then it sucks ass!!!!!!! !!!!!! !!! ! ! ! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!
Flaming Text Wow
The flaming text font is called Inferno and, as you may probably guess, I got it from the internet.
No
If you need to file a complaint, you can use the complaint form below. I don't check the complaints you send. Reason: I don't care, and also they're instantly thrown into the shredder before anyone knows they were printed at all. This is out of my control. Deal with it.
Have a suggestion? Don't use the form below for the aforementioned reason. Contact me privately instead. If you landed on this website then you probably already know where to contact me. Stick to the procedure.
About Me
I originally did not want to add this section, but my agent forced me to do it. Anyway, I'm known by many names. I like some very specific video games, some very specific music, and I happen to know how to make a mean website. I can also knit. My main interest is simply creating things, it brings me joy to bring things into existence.
I have a YouTube channel where I post my music, and one where I post my gaming stuff. Neither are super polished, but they exist and they're mine, if you're jealous you can always make your own.
I have no other social media. Some people think that's weird, but it's true! I have no need for it, and frankly I think it's poison. I'm not very chatty, but if you need to talk to me for whatever reason, you can (probably) try to contact me through Matrix: @barrelsmoker:matrix.org
Before you contact me, no, I don't accept code contributions, and I'm picky about suggestions. No, I don't wanna join groups. No requests either. I expect you to contact me about a website issue, or to praise me like I'm your new god, or to tell me I'm stupid, or to try to scam me. Whatever it is, be reasonable, and expect to be messed with. I'm sassy by nature, and just like cats, I have no respect for anything. I consider we're all on equal ground. If you're an uptight or generally unfun person, don't bother contacting me, get a sense of humor first.
If it's about any of the things I make, yes, you're free to use my music as long as you give credit (linking directly to my videos or my channel is preferred). As for programs, unless I state otherwise, you're free to redistribute, rehost, study, or use my code, except for commercial reasons. Just don't make a carbon copy of my website because, y'know, it's my website. Make your own instead, dummy. It's not that hard.
If it's about anything else... give it a shot I guess? I don't bite. Also I play Worms Armageddon, Puyo Puyo, and maybe Xonotic. If you created anything that uses my stuff, I'd like to see it.
Send A Complaint
I already told you, this doesn't work, I will not read your complaint, and I don't care. If you're still hell-bent on sending your stupid complaint, go ahead by all means, I won't try to stop you. I just wanna make it very clear that you're wasting your time, this form is non-functional and it's essentially like talking to a wall.