Blaze Weednix's... botb.club site... for the third fucking time
Yeah I know this shit is getting old and I still haven't redesigned this stinking pile of horse dump... oh well. For now, I hired an ACTUALLY GOOD and VERY PROFESSIONAL designer to... well, design (duh) this new temporary site for me it isn't me this time I swear.
FAQ
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why
Because fuck you that's whyWell because my old site was gathering dust and generally using up space so I got rid of it. It was a piece of shit anyway. If you feel like reviving the old times (you must really hate yourself), here's the legacy site. -
your site looks like shit i hate itWell what in the royal asscrack of satan did you expect then, fancy effects, gradients, actual snowflakes, fireworks? Some cliché Bootstrap website with tons of other libraries slapped in just for show? LOOK I'M SO COOL I USE ALL THESE LIBRARIES AND MY WEBSITE IS REALLY FLASHY AND.... OH LOOK AT THOSE EFFECTS GODDAMN THEY'RE SWEET DON'T YOU THINK well lemme tell ya this is an original design and it's better than that shit that's more overused than your mom on a saturday night (I guess that's how you were born). I don't have the budget to hire a graphic designer and I'm too lazy to rob the bank today, unless you wanna volunteer.
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wow rudeGrow some thick skin, weakling.
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im calling the policeGOOD LUCK, I'M BEHIND 7 PROXIES.
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lol theyre gonna bust your assEh, one arrest more, one arrest less, I'm used to it.
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lmaoDon't you dare laugh in front of me.
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im laughing what are you gonna doHave fun with the assault pigeons I sent your way.
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you dont even know where i live lolOh, trust me son, I do.
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howI hacked the NSA through a fucking mailbox.
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whyYou already asked this, go to the top of this FAQ please.
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noThen piss off and don't think about coming back.
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noWant me to force you out you dickface
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:):):):):):):):):):):)Fuck you too
This new section a placeholder
I ran out of space on this page and need to buy more (yeah I get charged per vertical space utilized I'm an idiot negotiator I know) so until I redesign this site to be horizontal here's the current time. Sometimes it bugs out but I can't pay for a competent programmer to fix it, so if you wanna help send an email to supprot@microsoft.com and tell them to fix their shit.
Alternatively, you can file a lawsuit here ---------------------> [complaints box]
THIS SITE DESIGNED BY YOUR LORD AND MAJESTY OF TRUE GLORY AND ALL THAT IS GOOD BLAZE WEEDNIX (wait fuck I spoiled it I was supposed to pretend someone else did it for me oh well screw it I guess I'll do that next time).
(C) 20106-2017